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Fuck me my own page! What the fuck am I gonna put on here? 

Well actually I had a little think about it and realised that this is a perfect opportunity to let off steam, berate people when they've fucked up and to actually thank people when they deserve it. We are too quick, I think, to criticise and slag people off, yet we're a bit slow to actually thank people. So from now on if I think somebody has ripped me or the band off or just haven't done their job properly then I'll bloody well say it and fuck the consequences. 

Likewise, if I think someone's done a good job but it has gone unrecognised then I'll bloody well say that too. For example, when was the last time you ever saw a referee get awarded man of the match, even if they've impeccably refereed a match full of whining, overpaid tossers? I rest my case. So therefore look forward to men/women of the month and wankers of the month awards.


I guess another thing I could do with this page is to tell you all about myself. I had peek at Dave's page which only made me realise just how boring my life story is. It's surely of no interest to you lot. What I will tell you though is that I'm the best teacher of English to foreign students that there is. If you don't believe me, check out what some of my past students have to say on my, soon to be launched, website www.english-language-home-tuition.co.uk 

Then there's always the blog. To be honest a few months ago I didn't even know what a blog was. The insane offspring of a bloke and a toilet? To me it was always just news... Who fucking thought up that one? Oh well looks like we're all lumbered with writing them now. Anyway gotta go, dying for a beer.

Peter on stage

 


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The Novi Sad Experience

The Players:

Peter - Vocals,

Dave - Drums

Paul H - Bass

Andy Aggro - Guitar

Tracy - UK Driver

Introducing:

Djura- Best sound man in Europe and our

Serbian agent

Igor - Novi Sad promoter

Tuesday 8th May 2007

Why break the habit of a career and get picked up to go to the airport at a decent time? After all, if ain’t broke, why fix it? And so it was that Dave, Tracy and Paul picked me and Aggro up at 4.30AM for the trip to Heathrow. Before I go any further I should point out that Aggro was once again filling in on guitar as Del didn’t fancy it. Due to personal issues Walnut also couldn’t make it. We checked in without any hassle and then hit the bar in Terminal 4. Now obviously you expect bars in airports to be a bit expensive and as I was ordering H’s bloody mary I remarked to Dave that I thought this was going to be about a fiver. Wrong. It was £6.70 ! I had one later and I’ve gotta admit it was bloody good although I'm not sure if it was really worth it. Once seated on the plane we were told by the captain that there had been a delay in the alcohol arriving and that rather than delay the flight we were taking off without it. A likely story. Expect more bullshit like this as we head towards the time when all economy passengers will be refused free alcohol. Upon landing in Belgrade we were met by Igor who turned out to be the promoter from Novi Sad. A few minutes later our old mate Djura turned up and we all got into a beer stocked van for the drive north to Novi Sad. The sun was shining , we had plenty of beers and we were all in good spirits. I sensed an eagerness in everyone to banish the memories of our last gig which had been dreadful. At Novi Sad we checked into a nice hotel in the centre and after a shower went to a local bar for a couple of beers.

Front Table L-R : H, Djura, Peter, Igor, Dave, Tracy and Aggro.

We then all piled into a couple of cabs and drove out to the old fortress overlooking the city and the Danube. It is a beautiful place and it is also where the Exit festival ( one of Europe’s biggest ) takes place each summer. The reason we came here was because we had been invited to a barbeque....and what a fucking barbeque it was The food was amazing. The chef Branko and his willing helpers came up trumps. During the course of the evening plenty of other people arrived and we all had a brilliant time. Thanks Branko

Djura’s dinner looked interesting

But Branko’s cooking was a lot tastier.

It all started so well

 

But then things got...

...a bit messy

Back at the hotel me, Aggro and Dave had a few beers in Djura and H’s room before they kicked us out. Dave couldn’t get Tracy to open their door as she’d also crashed out. Aggro could see what was gonna happen so he scarpered off to his room. This left me apologising to all the people Dave was waking up and wondering what the fuck I was gonna do with him. I managed to half carry him upstairs to my room where he immediately adopted the starfish position on my bed. He mumbled something about there being room for me, which was a lie , so I rummaged about in the wardrobe and found enough stuff to make an uncomfortable bed of sorts on the floor. However after an hour or two I’d had enough.It was my bed, if anyone was gonna piss in it , it was me. I called Tracy again and fortunately this time she answered and came and collected him.

Wednesday 9th May 2007

In Europe the 9th of May is called Europe Day. It is basically a celebration of the end of WW2 and kicking the nazis out of Europe. Obviously it’s a very big deal and as such is a national holiday in most countries. The Studentski Kulturni Centar Novi Sad (the Novi Sad students cultural centre ) had got together with the region’s ( Vojvodina ) council and decided that this year they were gonna celebrate with a big free open air gig in the city centre.

English toilet humour.

Fortunately they asked Igor to help and rather fortuitously for us he is a big Peter and the Test Tube Babies fan. It seemed a bit strange to be invited to play at such an important event especially as we had never played in Novi Sad before, but this just made me even more determined not to let them down. Anyway at midday me, Dave, Tracy, H and Djura wandered over to the main square where the stage was being erected. We hung around for a bit until Tracy dragged Dave off to visit some museums or something equally cultural. We decided to go for lunch and found a nice pub, The Goose Brewery, where we sat outside and had a few beers. Once Igor arrived we had some lunch and chilled out. We met up with Aggro who’d been out either looking for a pharmacy ( diarrhoea drugs ) or a sex shop ( toys ) and wandered up the main street to another bar.After another beer and a bit of sight - seeing I went back to the hotel for a siesta. That didn’t last long cos at 6pm Djura woke me up with the news that I had loads of TV interviews to do. He wasn’t wrong.

She wanted it.................an interview.

A few hours later I met up with all of the band again back at the Goose pub where they had been joined by a load of Djura’s mates from Belgrade. As I was sitting there a gang of punks came up to me and presented me with ........the key to the city!  Fucking nice one! After all these years I finally get one! Cheers guys.

I’ve got the key to the city, 

now everything’s free....

I wandered off to find Igor and the two of us went to a pub to watch the Chelsea v Man Utd game which was as boring as it was unimportant. Upon leaving the pub at about 10pm we had to walk past the city square. By now there were about 8000 people there. After grabbing a bottle of wine from the nightclub that was doubling up as our backstage and the venue for the after show party, I met up with the others at the side of the stage.Now it was our turn. Out in front of us were at least 8000 people. I turned to Agg and asked him if this was the most people he’d ever played to. “ Fuck Yeah “ was the reply. We walked onstage and the reception was amazing.

As far as I could see it was just full of people and as soon as we launched into ‘Moped Lads ‘ they all went mental. The sound onstage was superb and I knew that with Djura doing the sound out front that would also be superb. It was down to us to raise our game and reciprocate. And at the risk of sounding big-headed , we fucking well did. Dave and H played their socks off and Aggro just got better and better with every song. You’d have never known that it was only his 5th gig with us and his first without Walnut also playing guitar onstage.

The enormity and importance of the gig could have fazed us but instead it spurred us on. We played well, it sounded great and the audience loved it . What more could you ask? I had the time of my life. At our last gig I had wished a heart attack on myself just to get off stage it had been so awful. At this gig I didn’t want it to stop. Even while I was on stage I knew it was one of our best ever and looking out to the sea of people in front of me I felt immensely proud.

Before long though we had finished the set and had done two encores. We all stood at the side of the stage congratulating each other before being ushered off to the nightclub / backstage. The club quickly filled and I slowly got drunk. The last thing I remember is us lot walking back to the hotel past vast piles of bottles and glasses in the square.

Thursday 10th May 2007

At about 9 I met the others for breakfast and after saying goodbye to Igor we set off in the van to Belgrade airport. I think I slept all the way. At the airport we said goodbye to Djura and then we went to check in. For some reason they had no record of us but the guy behind the desk just checked us in anyway. The flight back was uneventful ( aren’t they always ? ) as was the van journey back to Brighton. The gig though had been anything but uneventful. Our first show in Novi Sad and we’d played a blinder. Result.

Thanks to:

Djura, Igor, Sava, The SKCNS, Branko and all at the fortress, The Goose Brewery, The Belgrade crew and very special thanks to the people of Novi Sad for making us feel so welcome.

Photography by : Daniel Tesanovic, Ceda Vasilic and Tracy O’Brien.

Go to our MYSPACE site ( link is on homepage ) for even more pictures.

Latest update: 23rd May  2007
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